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THE ALLCAPS CLUB WERE A BRASH AND ICONIC INTRUSION INTO THE LIVES OF THE VENERABLE Proper Puncs AND THE RUTHLESS lowercase family.

WE FLEW SO HIGH, BUT WE WENT TOO FAR, TOO LOUD.

WE SHOUTED OUR WAY INTO OBLIVION, LIKE THE MILKMAN, OR COOKING WITH LARD, OR DRESSING TO THE NINES FOR A HOP ACROSS THE ATLANTIC.

A FAILED EXPERIMENT IN NONCONFORMITY, WE'RE REFORMED NOW, BUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, WE STILL CAP.