Wednesday, May 13, 2009

(Christian) Ecumenism is not a dirty word

פ ר ש נ ו
ר ע ב ת ן
ש ב ד ב ש
נ ת ב ע ר
ו נ ש ר ף

Orthodox
Catholic
Evangelical
Pentecostal

4 traditions, all with something to say.

But who's listening?

I remember hearing the story of how the Orthodoxes and the Catholicals got in a shoving match in Jerusalem.

Sad.

The path is Narrow. Narrow Catholics, narrow Orthodox, narrow Pentecostals, narrow Catholics.

Someday, we will be one-- all the mere Christians who chose Christ.

No shoving. Hugs all around.

Utopian future?

Better.

Monday, May 11, 2009

A response to "Why I had to abandon the Bible and pick up a book about puppies"

From Gods of Advertising, May 11, 2009:

"Why I had to abandon the Bible and pick up a book about puppies."

In The Happy Soul Industry, God reasons the Bible too old fashioned and violent, which inspires Her (in my novel God is a She) to seek out an advertising agency ostensibly for new copy. That, more or less, is the premise of The Happy Soul Industry. It was odd, then, to experience my own children recoiling from the Bible. The God in my novel is right! The Old Testament is archaic. If God and Heaven are to be considered by new generations then a new campaign is in order.

My response:

A sage CD [creative director] will tell you that advertising and marketing have concerned themselves with discovering new ways to tell the same stories, so that “nothing is new under the sun.” The same is true of the 66-book compilation we call the Bible.

The bloody narratives, the rape and incest and everything else point towards authenticity– after all, could a historian ever write “secular” history without a certain serving of evil? But who is evil– God or us?

J.B. Phillips wrote, after translating and paraphrasing the Gospels, “I have read, in Greek and Latin, scores of myths, but I did not find the slightest flavour of myth here…. No man could have set down such artless and vulnerable accounts as these unless some real Event lay behind them.”

Increasingly, people put more pressure on the Christians to change their message, to “tone it down,” but we cannot, because the Law and the Prophets were good enough for Jesus. So they must work for us as well.

He responds: Wonderful and insightful comments. I love the argument that only the truth could be so blunt and bloody. I’d never thought of it that way.






Of course, I'm only parroting any number of critical historians and emerging leaders. Most recently, CT Today expounded the story of Billy Graham's grandson, Tullian Tchividjian. I highly recommend this story.

Just another angle in the fight to "KEEP IT REAL"!

All
the
best
to you,
Andy

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

gRAMMAR wARS

THE ALLCAPS CLUB WERE A BRASH AND ICONIC INTRUSION INTO THE LIVES OF THE VENERABLE Proper Puncs AND THE RUTHLESS lowercase family.

WE FLEW SO HIGH, BUT WE WENT TOO FAR, TOO LOUD.

WE SHOUTED OUR WAY INTO OBLIVION, LIKE THE MILKMAN, OR COOKING WITH LARD, OR DRESSING TO THE NINES FOR A HOP ACROSS THE ATLANTIC.

A FAILED EXPERIMENT IN NONCONFORMITY, WE'RE REFORMED NOW, BUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, WE STILL CAP.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Doogie really was a genius

It's after 0200, and by 0800 I've got copy due for a website redesign. I'm taking a break from my fun to share a productivity hack I discovered in the grind of journalism school, where writing and editing well, at strange hours, with little or no sleep, was kind of a big deal.

Disclaimer: Yes, I ripped this off Doogie. Yes, it does work.

Step #1:
Change your background color! It cuts down on eye fatigue, and it's retro enough to give your right brain a good massaging. If you ever struggle with "creativity-on-demand," you must try this.

Step #2:
You'll have to invert
your font color for easier reading. Fan that I am of preteen physician phenoms, I prefer Doogie's white/blue combo. Also, blue is a soothing color, and the white page can a psychological hurdle.

Step #3: Before you print, don't forget to revert to white screen and black text!

Andy
Copy slave trying to stay on deadline
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Ecumenism is not a dirty word

Why the first few moments in heaven may be awkward silence ...

More to come ...

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Who's on trial here?

This blog was supposed to be another counterattack against stupidity; instead, it is an admission that, if not for the grace of God, I would be living in my own, personally-selected version of utter stupidity.

God forgive me for my sense of entitlement. I have been forgiven for so much. Please take all of my heart, and teach me your ways.

How did I get here?

Read this ...

Because every fire breathing robot deserves its own soundtrack ...

Because every fire-breathing robot deserves its own soundtrack, here's One Month Off (Filthy Dukes Remix) by Bloc Party. Kele and the boys from Bloc Party played First Ave on Monday. Yep, this is the same band Noel Gallagher said sounded like a "band off University Challenge."

"A 7.2-meter (23.6 foot) tall aluminum made robot 'Giant Torayan' blows fire into the air during a rehearsal of the 'Roppongi Art Night' special art event at Roppongi Hills in Tokyo, Japan, Friday, March 27, 2009. The robot, created by Japanese artist Kenji Yanobe, is one of main art installations for the event that aims to transform the entire area of Roppongi for one night from Saturday, March 28 to Sunday with art of all types under the theme of 'Encounters.'
(AP Photo/Katsumi Kasahara)"